PT ONE: On Hate

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PT ONE: On Hate

On returning from one of his tri-annual bi-polar psychotic hibernations, Jared “Jabroni” Stallings, kick-started his Harley? no. Fixie? no. Prius? of course not. It was his sporty hyundie (sic) accent that drove him back on the road to destiny ie thrashing.

Jared, who grew up in the East Los Angeles area was exposed from a young age directly to music that later became tagged too many silly tags to mention. Regardless, in 2009 Jared not only became vocalist of the new thrash-punk group, programmed2thrash (or as the band’s myspace puts it, “jared-robo fire breath”) but not soon after this, told his facebook network he was off for a tour. Doing what some wondered…

Apparently, what Jabroni was statusing on about was the 2009 Social Distortion tour, where he would have the role of a guitar tech security for the band Civet. Jared got fired 60% of the way through the tour. What in reality Jabroni All-Star did to get the boot from his daunting task as 'guitar tech' has not yet made it to print. Still, we can trust that he was doing something somewhat important for an opening group of Social Distortion.

I was texted, OK, bbm’d by Jared en route to the city whose initials he chose to display on his neck (in ink) till death, L.A.

Top Interview Series:

[on the tour] How was it?

Jabroni All-Star:

Sixty percent amazing. I quit/fired

JAS:

For one make out session

JAS:

I held out nine days though!!!!!

TIS:

Lol. WTF

TIS:

what kind of a “makeout sesh” was it that cost u life with social d?

*minutes tick by*

TIS:

I need to hear the slut sprayed story. you should write poetry about it!

TIS:

ure absolute hostile attitude towards any authority, even if its people your own age doing the same thing you love to do … .

JAS:

I know

JAS:

I have an entire concept album about it

JAS:

I’m full of hate

JAS:

Lust and disgust is all I “feel”

TIS:

Trust the academic to make it something more than it is. Probably because we have too much time to spend thinking about it instead of being out there, doing it. But then again, we’re the guys that make you guys “big” even though you guys usually hate that, too.

*getting back on track*

TIS:

So the album is called “lust and disgust”? should I tell them the big news over my blackberry…

TIS:

No the record is called laurel canyon second time a clown

TIS:

hahahahaahahaha

TIS:

I actually lolled

JAS:

I know. I’m sure talented hahahahaha

TIS:

at least in your eyes.

JAS:

IzE a jokn

JAS:

Na not in my eyes

JAS:

I hate me more than any thing.

Posted on July 28, 2009

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PT ONE: On Hate